February 2012
i’m in the mood to read about gay buttsex
stop-n-swop replied to your post: i haven’t even finished the first episode of…
omgyes
it’s perfect
i haven’t even finished the first episode of sherlock and i already ship him and john my god
i just heard benedict cumberbatch’s voice for the first time
excuse me while i remove my underwear
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chachabeans:
This is an IMPORTANT post!
adelemurphy93:
You see this man…. I love this man…
Every wacky hairstyle
Every werid face
Every Bad outfit choice
(Yes, even this one)
Old
or young
I love this guy because he is perfect! (oh and his best friend is pretty smoking too!)
Anonymous asked: Wow, I didn't think you would be this suggestive when I started following you. Although this isn't an insult, I don't care if you're suggestive or not. You're very beautiful infact, just struck me as a surprise.
most girls my age get really grumpy because of their hormones
but no
not me
i just get horny
all the time
best fanfic ever
PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
rumour:
remember that red power ranger that became a gay porn star that was really random
me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
me: okay let's do it
Anonymous asked: can you do a sexy pic
When your friend accidently touches your ass. →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
;) don’t click
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Government: You shouldn't have been having sex you whore.
jpegartifacts:
The gay agenda:
wake up
pray that Rick Santorum becomes gay
push straight people who are riding bikes off of their bikes
have gay lunch
go for a gay walk in the gay park
go to gay work and make gay money
go gay shopping
buy gay things
have gay dinner
pray that America will be destroyed
watch a gay television programme on a gay television set
go to sleep
have gay...
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Reblog if your able to find something wrong in...
hypotheticaldue:
Is posting stupid crappy hate on a ship’s tags supposed to make me or anyone else following it stop shipping it? Or something? “I don’t understand this ship” or “there are other ships” or “this ship is stupid”. Yeah, those are really life-changing convincing arguments. brb while I completely reconsider my shipping decisions based on your infinite wisdom.
Social anxiety isn’t cool.
OCD isn’t cool.
Bipolar disorder isn’t cool.
Depression isn’t cool.
Cutting isn’t cool.
Phobias aren’t cool.
Trauma isn’t cool.
Sleep disorders aren’t cool.
Eating disorders aren’t cool.
They’re real things, they’re scary, and pretending you have them is just fucking obnoxious and an insult.
unfreshing:
some of you have full permission to pee on me
